OH SHIT, MY PANTS

I'm a simple man, with simple dreams.

Scratch that actually, I'm complicated as fuck and I don't even think I dream anymore.

21|straight|single|angry most of the time. Talk to me, I DO bite

Ask me about music, I can't tolerate screamo. Metal mainly, Slayer, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Pantera, Evile, Lamb of God, Led Zeppelin. But I'm not restricted
beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.
On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!
Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.
It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.
Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.
Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.
Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.
Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.
“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”
The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.
“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

(via inthemouf)

teaandfailure:

inscarletsilence:

my favourite thing about cat yawns is they start off real cute and then get fucking menacing as shit
every time

at first i was like haha aww this kitty is so cute but why does it seem so familiar and then i realized

IT’S THE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING CAT

teaandfailure:

inscarletsilence:

my favourite thing about cat yawns is they start off real cute and then get fucking menacing as shit

every time

at first i was like haha aww this kitty is so cute but why does it seem so familiar and then i realized

IT’S THE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING CAT

(Source: magicalnaturetour, via asacrificeforyou)

asacrificeforyou:

yayadzatsune:

lizzhimau:

turtle-for-a-day:

youhavemysoul:



Do not lie to me tumblr

I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.
jesus god can I please get more of these

Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.
Men of Tumblr…
dead

The men of tumblr win

i could dig it. 

Seem’s legit tbf

Boy, this look is fabulous but I can’t seem to get the bow just right.
At first I was mad because I thought I looked ugly

But I simply added a cute jacket and I became glamorous!

^winning
THAT LAST ONE WITH THE JACKET TOO, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Why are these guys doing this?

I mean, why even try, when the baddest bitch is right here?






I will never not reblog this
favuorite post on tumblr omfg

Omg this is baack yaay :)

Reblogging again bc men of tumblr >

HOLY SHIT !” 

Aun así se ve sexy.

HAHAHA

Hahahahaha fuck

asacrificeforyou:

yayadzatsune:

lizzhimau:

turtle-for-a-day:

youhavemysoul:

image

Do not lie to me tumblr

image

I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.

jesus god can I please get more of these

image

Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.

Men of Tumblr…

dead

image

The men of tumblr win

image

i could dig it. 

image

Seem’s legit tbf

image

Boy, this look is fabulous but I can’t seem to get the bow just right.

At first I was mad because I thought I looked ugly

image

But I simply added a cute jacket and I became glamorous!

image

^winning

THAT LAST ONE WITH THE JACKET TOO, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Why are these guys doing this?

image

I mean, why even try, when the baddest bitch is right here?

image

image

image

image

image

image

I will never not reblog this

favuorite post on tumblr omfg

Omg this is baack yaay :)

Reblogging again bc men of tumblr >

HOLY SHIT !” 

Aun así se ve sexy.

HAHAHA

Hahahahaha fuck

(Source: flightlessmajesty)